Rhubarb Meme
Some veg just wanna watch the world burn. 1. Asparagus Asparagus is one of the most cheeky vegetables out there. This long green bastard will make your pee smell funny as soon as 15 minutes after eating it. While only
Bravery
The end is nigh, one way or another. Here’s what you’ll need to stay alive. Maybe. 1. Basic Outdoor Survival When the bombs/viruses/zombies/aliens/etc finally do cause society to break down into a sustained abandonment of social norms, you might find yourself
Baboon Monkey Mad
“What’s up your craw, punk?” 1. Trenchant adj. 1. Caustic or cutting wit. Acerbic speech. Sharp. Shady. It’s vaguely French-sounding, which means it instantly sounds classier than “bitchy”. The receptionist has a rather trenchant phone manner. 2. Read  verb. 1. To
Nero
“I try not to be a jerk. I really do.”  – Mariah Carey This week’s Jerk of History is – Nero! Roman Emperor Nero was so bad at his job, he literally burned down his own empire. He levelled cities, murdered his
Napoleon
“Oh yeah? Well the Jerk Store called. They’re running out of you.”  – George Costanza This week’s Jerk of History is – Napoleon Bonaparte! Napoleon was apparently taller in real life than his legend makes him out to be, but that
Beach Public
Oh hey there, Summer! Fuck you! 1. The Heat. My God, the HEAT. There is something truly horrific about actually looking forward to being at work, even if it’s only for the air conditioning. Waking up with sweat in our