Henry VIII Was An Egotistical Bitch-King

“In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
– Bill Watterson

This week’s Jerk of History is – King Henry VIII!

Bitch King

Harry was known as a bit of a loverboy in his time, and also a bit of an asshole. He had 2 of his six wives executed, one died under guard, another had to agree to be his “sister” to keep her head once he decided to end the marriage. He was a gluttonous, ass-chasing, egotistical bitch-king, and for that he wins the title of being our very first Jerk of History!