Bear Guy
What the fuck even is a mixologist? Last time I checked, a real drink didn’t involve vanilla foam, agitated berries, or essence of anything. Who orders this? Why are you even drinking?? JUST HAVE CAKE AND STOP LYING TO YOURSELF.
Baboon Monkey Mad
“What’s up your craw, punk?” 1. Trenchant adj. 1. Caustic or cutting wit. Acerbic speech. Sharp. Shady. It’s vaguely French-sounding, which means it instantly sounds classier than “bitchy”. The receptionist has a rather trenchant phone manner. 2. Read  verb. 1. To