reasons gamers suck
Most of us are already guilty of at least one of the Deadly Sins of Gaming. Gamers can be dim-witted, entitled, lazy, loud-mouthed losers who let their fragile egos light up the internet in a furious spew of incoherent and unwarranted bigotry,
Fallout 4 Companions: More Curse than Blessing
We’ve written about ways to survive the apocalypse before, so have others, and we’ve warned you against interacting with people. Many of those skills we focused on – like hunting, scavenging, stealth, armour and weapon crafting – are the very
A playlist made with big feelings from the darkest depths of our cold black hearts. We’ll make a new one every… well, whenever we feel like it, tbh. Often NSFW, but always appropriate for life. Vol. 1: Grey It’s getting dark at
Doll Creepy
Everything is terrible.   1. Twenty-two percent of office coffee mugs contain fecal matter. You’re welcome.   2. If you can smell it, it’s literally inside your nose. We breathe in a litre of farts every day. Most of it our
It’s not personal. 1. Fake a Mild Allergy Stuck at an unavoidable work-related party and need to bail before the compulsory karaoke begins? Explain to the host that you have a “sensitivity” that was triggered by something in the dip
Bear Guy
What the fuck even is a mixologist? Last time I checked, a real drink didn’t involve vanilla foam, agitated berries, or essence of anything. Who orders this? Why are you even drinking?? JUST HAVE CAKE AND STOP LYING TO YOURSELF.
Shady Stars
Shady shady boots. 1. Smile Without Your Eyes The anti-smize is easier when you genuinely want to choke a bitch. This technique is best used in professional situations. 2. The Long Pause Taking 2 or 3 beats to answer or
“Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars. – Warren Buffet This week’s Jerk of History is –
Problem Bird Meme
Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up. 1. The Over-Sharer It’s never just been limited to Instagrams of every meal or copious amounts of selfies in unremarkable places. The Over-Sharer also gives daily updates of morning routines and
Bitch King
“In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.” – Bill Watterson This week’s Jerk of History is – King Henry VIII! Harry was known as a bit of a loverboy in his time,